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This is a list of fish puns for you to enjoy.
Here you’ll find the best celebrity fish name puns, jellyfish puns, catfish puns, and goldfish puns around.
This list of funny puns about all kinds of fish will leave you “smelt-ing” with laughter!
Let’s dive in!
16 Clever Goldfish Puns And One-Liners
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “how do you drive this thing?”
What did the goldfish say when he got fed? Tank poo
Which fish are the most valuable? “Gold”fish
Why are goldfish orange? The water made them rust
How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the G and Fish!
Where did the sick goldfish go for help? He went to the sturgeon
I saw a singing goldfish once in the Choral Reef.
What’s weirder than seeing a cat fish? Seeing a goldfish bowl.
Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt? Now he’s a bronze fish.
Where does a goldfish go on vacation? Around the globe.
Where does a goldfish keep its money? In the riverbank
What do sea monsters eat? Goldfish and ships.
Why did the fish pause mid-sentence? Because after three seconds he forgot what he was talking about.
Why will the goldfish never take responsibility? Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.
Why do goldfish always lose their court cases? Because they always look so gill-ty.
How do goldfish keep up to date? They surf the web for the “current” news.
19 Funny Jellyfish Puns & One-Liners
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
The jellyfish caught in a net found himself in a jam.
Why did the jellyfish get bad grades? It was below sea level
Why did the jellyfish blush? He saw the boat’s bottom
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish? A jelly button
Just looking for my peanut butter fish
Don’t be jelly
I want to tell a jellyfish joke but too spineless
Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It’s a no brainer
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran? A man o war
At jellyfish school, the math teacher demands accura-sea!
The jellyfish have no structure in their lives, make no bones about it.
The jellyfish who became a private investigator suspected everyone because he thought they all smelled fishy.
Pockets are useless to jellyfish, you can see right through them.
I love jellyfish, I just can’t get over how stingin cute they are
I was surprised by the jellyfish’s temper, how shocking
That jar of spicy jelly had a reel bite to it
Why do jellyfish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.
15 Cute Koi Fish Puns & One-Liners
Don’t be koi about it
What do you call a fake koi fish? A dekoi
Why don’t koi fish do calligraphy? Koipul tunnel
Have you ever met a shy fish? They are very koi
Why was the fish so bashful around his crush? He was feeling koi.
How do koi fish make decisions? The flip of a koin
How do koi fish prefer their submarine? Made with koil and vinegar
It’s easy to weigh a koi fish when he has his own scales
What do you get when you cross a koi fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
Where do koi fish go to do yoga? The river bend
Where do koi fish take a bath? In a river basin
The kois and gills did swimmingly in school
Why is it that koi fish never go to war? Because they are paci-fish-ts.
Why do koi fish have troubled relationships? They are scared of intima-sea.
29 Fish Puns For Love & Romance
I’ve been herring rumours around town that you like me
Im so pollocky(lucky) to have you
Let’s make this o-fish-all
I fish upon a star
You’re so so-fish-ticated
I’m fin love with you
This got very fin-teresting
Love doesn’t get any betta than this
Salmon had to say it
Things are going pretty swimmingly!
I’d love to cuttle
Your plaice or mine?
You are my sole mate
Let’s go out, just for the halibut
Fish you were here
Hugs and fishes
I never manta hurt you
You’ve confishscated my heart.
We are simply in too deep.
I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you drown.
What is the fastest fish in the ocean? The one who got away.
I’d be love cichlid if you left me
Now that I’ve found you, I’m not lonely a nemo
You make me happy as happy clam be
You’re a catch
You give me porpoise
Aww sharks I think you’re jawsome
9 Funny Catfish Puns & Jokes
Which day do catfish hate? Fry-day!
What kind of fish chase mice? Catfish.
What did the catfish say when he posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
Why don’t catfish pass their exams? Because they work below C-Level.
Why don’t catfish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net
What party game do catfish like to play? Salmon Says.
Once that huge catfish got caught on the line, the jig was up.
Why do catfish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk.
21 Thank You Fish Jokes & Puns
I have so much grati-tuna!
Thanks for the great oppor-tuna-ty!
Thanks from the bottom of my carp
A krillion thanks
You helped when I was stuck between a rock and a hard plaice
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi happening.
You’ve always had so much codfidence in me
It doesn’t get any betta than this.
You are a cod sent
Tang you so much!
Tanks for your kelp!
With friends like these, who needs anemones?
What a re-reef to have you
You’ve been a reely big kelp
I cod not have done it without you
Tanks coral (for all) you do
I canth thank you enough
You’re shrimply the best
Let minnow how I can return the favor
Tanks to you we reached our goal fish
21 Best Celebrity Fish Name Puns
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